05-31-2003, 06:58 AM
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Loser
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ESTROGEN ISSUES
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
- You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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