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Acetylene · 05-02-2007, 08:36 AM

Why are we still talking about how much your life experiences suck? Also, Bill Gates is too old.

OK, I'll rise to the challenge. Here are sexy and unsexy things that you can notice within 5 minutes.

Sexy:
-My age or pretty close
-Displays of affection; if I see a man pat his friend on the shoulder or hug his dog, he gets points with me.
-Nice full lips
-Soft, touchable hair
-Expressive face; don't speak in monotone
-Size and height; at least as big as me
-Smell good, and I don't mean cologne, I mean natural smell
-Cute sweaters and well-fitting jeans
-Generally I care less about looking at men and more about touching them. If they look like they would feel good to touch or hold, I don't care too much about "prettiness".

Not sexy:
-Skinny men (skinny men are bony and don't feel good)
-Men with no hair (they are clammy)
-Socks, ever. I know they're necessary but I don't have to like them.
-Excessively loud, coarse, or grating voice
-Dirty teeth
-Standing too close when we first meet, leaning into my space, talking too loud, or generally being pushy
-Making fun of my dog. I used to have a Sheltie and anyone who laughed about "drop-kicking" her, using her as a mop, or expressed annoyance with her lost major points. Now I have a tervuren and everyone is either afraid of her or thinks she is beautiful so it's not such a problem, but I remember!

05-02-2007, 08:36 AM	#76 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Why are we still talking about how much your life experiences suck? Also, Bill Gates is too old. OK, I'll rise to the challenge. Here are sexy and unsexy things that you can notice within 5 minutes. Sexy: -My age or pretty close -Displays of affection; if I see a man pat his friend on the shoulder or hug his dog, he gets points with me. -Nice full lips -Soft, touchable hair -Expressive face; don't speak in monotone -Size and height; at least as big as me -Smell good, and I don't mean cologne, I mean natural smell -Cute sweaters and well-fitting jeans -Generally I care less about looking at men and more about touching them. If they look like they would feel good to touch or hold, I don't care too much about "prettiness". Not sexy: -Skinny men (skinny men are bony and don't feel good) -Men with no hair (they are clammy) -Socks, ever. I know they're necessary but I don't have to like them. -Excessively loud, coarse, or grating voice -Dirty teeth -Standing too close when we first meet, leaning into my space, talking too loud, or generally being pushy -Making fun of my dog. I used to have a Sheltie and anyone who laughed about "drop-kicking" her, using her as a mop, or expressed annoyance with her lost major points. Now I have a tervuren and everyone is either afraid of her or thinks she is beautiful so it's not such a problem, but I remember! __________________ There's no justice. There's just us. Last edited by Acetylene; 05-02-2007 at 08:41 AM..