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I don't drink unless I plan to get smashed. What you call buzzed, I call getting there. There's a few things any alcohol does to me. I'm loud and obnoxious when I'm sober. I don't think before I speak anyways. I have very few inhibitions any time. Being drunk makes me louder, and have more to say. I also tend to have little regard for my, or anybody else's safety when I'm drunk. Now, certain alcohols have effects that others don't. Vodka makes me want to dry hump anything that comes my way. I stay away from vodka. It doesn't taste very good anyhow.Whiskey makes me very cynical. Tequila makes me very short-tempered and a night with it usually ends in someone's eye blackened. Beer makes me very playful and gives me the desire to tell alot of jokes. Rum makes me a very lovey guy. I hand out compliments like candy. I just become really nice. Jeager makes me puke. Its disgusting. I usually stick to rum and beer. Physically, usually I start out with a warm fuzzy feeling, which turns into numbness, which turns into dizziness, which turns into spinning (I enjoy spinning. Its like a roller coaster.), which turns into passing out once i can't get a drink to my mouth without spilling it on my shirt/pants/bed/floor. I'm kind of a lush, but it gets me by.
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