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					Originally Posted by flat5
					
				 Connect a battery jumper cable from your left toe to your right ear.
 If you use a space heater that is hot on top, fill an old pot with water
 and put it on the heater (or very near it?).
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 ROFL... for a second there I thought you were suggesting powering a mini water heater off his accumulated static electricity!

 Phew, ok I'm done.