How about you join a killer rock band? You make money from it, you'll rarely be at your crappy home, and if need be,you can get your screaming fangirls and/or groupies to buy shit for you. Yeah. Kickin'.
Or if that doesn't pan out, 20 bags of rice serve as your all-purpose furniture, entertainment, food, whatever. Best of luck to ya, kid.
(What the hell am I saying, I am in the exact same situation as you!
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~Jets