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ngdawg · 04-17-2007, 05:23 PM

Quasimoto was leaving the cathedral on an extended holiday and a replacement was needed. A man with no arms applied for the job.
"How can you, with no arms, ring the cathedral bell?" asked the Monsignor.
"Easy", replied the man and he ran toward the bell and hit it with his face. Monsignor was impressed and hired him.
Only two days into the job, whilst running at full speed to ring the bell at noon, the armless man slipped and fell to his death in the courtyard below.
A crowd began to gather. "Anyone know who this fellow is?", called the constable. In reply, a voice from the crowd called out, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell".

Two cows were having a chat.
Bessie: I've been artificially inseminated and will be having my calf in the spring.
Sassie: Artificially Inseminated? What's that?
Bessie: That's where the farmer takes semen and injects it into me and I get pregnant from that.
Sassie: Are you serious??
Bessie: Yep. No Bull....

exit, stage left.....

04-17-2007, 05:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Quasimoto was leaving the cathedral on an extended holiday and a replacement was needed. A man with no arms applied for the job. "How can you, with no arms, ring the cathedral bell?" asked the Monsignor. "Easy", replied the man and he ran toward the bell and hit it with his face. Monsignor was impressed and hired him. Only two days into the job, whilst running at full speed to ring the bell at noon, the armless man slipped and fell to his death in the courtyard below. A crowd began to gather. "Anyone know who this fellow is?", called the constable. In reply, a voice from the crowd called out, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell". Two cows were having a chat. Bessie: I've been artificially inseminated and will be having my calf in the spring. Sassie: Artificially Inseminated? What's that? Bessie: That's where the farmer takes semen and injects it into me and I get pregnant from that. Sassie: Are you serious?? Bessie: Yep. No Bull.... exit, stage left..... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.