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Old 04-17-2007, 04:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ReignMan
10. There was the person who posted ten different puns on a forum with the hope that at least one of the puns would make someone laugh. No pun in ten did.
It's funny, because... well, one time recently I was saw a woman breastfeed her baby in public. That doesn't really bother me, but I know some people are put off by it, so I turned to the person I was with and said, "That woman is really milking our sympathy."

There are actually a total of nine jokes I could have made at the time, but I lactate.
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