Originally Posted by Jetstream

I'm sorry, but I have to this before somone else beats me to the punch:
"You can't have your cake and eat it, too."

As far as I can figure, Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a pragmatically win-win situational holiday that would benefit both sexes need for a good fuck, as well as a tasty desert. Now what's wrong with that? It may seem to be too ideal.