Nisses

Wait it out till your father's in a good mood, and then suddenly announce that the presidents coming to school and nobody gets into the premises all month unless they're enrolled.

Of course, he might get suspicious if he neither reads or sees anything about it on TV, making you come out all the worse.



You could hire somebody to break his legs, effectively stopping him from doing pretty much anything.

Of course, he might still simply call school and still find out, making your situation worse still because in the meantime, you keep lying to him.



You could also take him along someplace else, where you decorated a couple of rooms in a house to look like they are part of campus, fill it up with lots of files, a PC, intercom, desk clerk, some other people who are all in on it, to back up your story in front of your dad.

Of course, at the end of your education, you're still gonna have to somehow explain why you have to take that extra semester of catching up, meaning he might go check it out then and demand they put you through that for free because "the school screwed up". Making your fabrications come to light again.



Either way, no matter what you do, this will come to light.

So how about you grow a pair of those reputed manly lumps.

It won't be easy to tell the truth, you can be scared to tell em, but in the end they *will* find out, don't doubt that. So at least have the courtesy of telling them yourself. Don't you owe them at least that much for footing the bill for you all these years?

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