How does him being a teacher prove 100% assuredly that he was chased around Africa by an macehte-chopping, Aids-infected madman?
That's about as logical as saying I am the walrus, coo coo ca-choo. I can assure you this is 100% true because I had nachos for lunch and I wouldn't have had nachos if I wasn't the walrus.
This, in conjunction with your shit knife story, leads me to believe that the students at this college are either the most gullible students ever, or both of these stories are bullshit.
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