Ok... After spending a few hours of my workday reading this... I just HAD to get in on it. I emailed him the following:
My cousin Brian had sent me an email with your information last summer, stating that you had come into a large sum of money that was meant to be mine. I am Richard Burson Sexton's illegitimate daughter, and this money should belong to me. Please get back to me asap. Thank you.
Bless your eyes.
Penelope
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