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Originally Posted by World's King
Every time my girlfriend has any sort of problem "down there" she accuses me of cheating on her and giving her some strange STD. Like I went off and fucked twelve 14yr old Thai hookers on my way home from work on Thursday.
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Advice: don't fuck the 12th 14-year-old Thai hooker. If you keep it under 11, you'll be fine and she'll have nothing to complain about. Or you could invest in a little soap.
Personally, I've just developed selective hearing. In the summer my wife can yell at me for an hour without me even being aware of it, but the ice cream truck rolls by 3 blocks away and I'm at a dead sprint out the door.