Buy a big trashcan and lean it against their front door in the middle of the night. Fill it with water, then wait until they open the door...
Fill an album cover with baby powder and place the open side under their door. Jump on the exposed end.
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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
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