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Hanxter · 04-01-2007, 06:28 AM

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales refused to comment on reports that the Easter Bunny is being held for questioning about a clandestine overnight operation intended to expose the nation’s children to countless tons of teeth-rotting weapons of mass confection.

But sources close to the floppy-eared holiday icon claim he is being interrogated in a cramped mesh-bottom cage in Guantanamo Bay. The charges: periodontal terrorism and 52 million counts of contributing to the obesity of a minor.

The alleged incarceration of the Easter Bunny has already become politicized. Critics charge that the Bush administration was slow to guard against the threat that gut-busting quantities of chocolate might be deployed, on a sacred religious holiday no less, despite a March 18 Presidential Daily Briefing entitled "Easter Bunny determined to strike in U.S."

"We should have been on pastel alert," said a spokesman for the White House.

However, Condaleeza Rice said the White House "hasn’t heard a peep."

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Hanxter The Griffin	Another "Suspected" Terrorist Being Held At Gitmo Attorney General Alberto Gonzales refused to comment on reports that the Easter Bunny is being held for questioning about a clandestine overnight operation intended to expose the nation’s children to countless tons of teeth-rotting weapons of mass confection. But sources close to the floppy-eared holiday icon claim he is being interrogated in a cramped mesh-bottom cage in Guantanamo Bay. The charges: periodontal terrorism and 52 million counts of contributing to the obesity of a minor. The alleged incarceration of the Easter Bunny has already become politicized. Critics charge that the Bush administration was slow to guard against the threat that gut-busting quantities of chocolate might be deployed, on a sacred religious holiday no less, despite a March 18 Presidential Daily Briefing entitled "Easter Bunny determined to strike in U.S." "We should have been on pastel alert," said a spokesman for the White House. However, Condaleeza Rice said the White House "hasn’t heard a peep."