waltert

i second that...are you masterbating with broken glass in your hands or what?

I dont really understand what the problem is, why dont you just beat off and call it a day?

EDIT: i see you got a post in before me. I'd say you're in an interesting predicament. I guess you're going to have to get over your mental stigma about masturbating, find a really horny girl, or wait until your testicles explode.