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Senescha · 03-31-2007, 08:31 PM

I've been having medical problems late, usually consisting of extreme pain around my testicles, pain to the point where it can leave me on the ground somewhere between laughing and crying. Naturally I went to see my doctor, and his diagnosis is that basically I've entered my "sexual peak" and that due to the fact I don't masturbate, and I'm not sexually active (virgin), and that I don't have nightly emissions my body is basically over producing to the point of causing painful, and apparently harmful build ups.

This, of course, is hilarious and rather unfair. I've been trying to stay away from all that stuff, and now I'm basically under doctors orders to, unless I want to suffer possible damage apparently. I'm pretty much at a loss of what to do now. One one hand, masturbation is just as bad as the pain I experience, and on the other hand I now have family members as well as my doctor pressuring me to find a "girlfriend", saying that it'd be better for both my physical and metal health. What a load.

Has anyone ever had a problem like this, or had to deal with a similar situation?

03-31-2007, 08:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Senescha Crazy Location: Somewhere in Georgia	A Cruel Joke I've been having medical problems late, usually consisting of extreme pain around my testicles, pain to the point where it can leave me on the ground somewhere between laughing and crying. Naturally I went to see my doctor, and his diagnosis is that basically I've entered my "sexual peak" and that due to the fact I don't masturbate, and I'm not sexually active (virgin), and that I don't have nightly emissions my body is basically over producing to the point of causing painful, and apparently harmful build ups. This, of course, is hilarious and rather unfair. I've been trying to stay away from all that stuff, and now I'm basically under doctors orders to, unless I want to suffer possible damage apparently. I'm pretty much at a loss of what to do now. One one hand, masturbation is just as bad as the pain I experience, and on the other hand I now have family members as well as my doctor pressuring me to find a "girlfriend", saying that it'd be better for both my physical and metal health. What a load. Has anyone ever had a problem like this, or had to deal with a similar situation?