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Handsigns
One of the funniest jokes I've heard...ever. Do you agree?
A construction worker on the 5th floor needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells to him, but neither one can hear each other clearly. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", and he moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods, pulls out his dick and starts masturbating. The worker on the 5th floor gets so pissed he runs down to the ground floor and says "What the fuck is your problem??!! I said I need a hand saw." The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi
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