Oh bundy you are a special case... A SPECIAL CASE INDEED.
I pressed hard for an hour and the results were strangely geometric. Looking below, I stirred the murky waters with my athamé... Ooooh, I SEE YOUR FUTURE.
You will live a very long time. You survive both zombie uprisings without a scratch. In fact due to modern embalming techniques -only a few funeral workers really caught the virus unleashed by John "W" Howard (Howard Jr.)...
In 2037 you will have special NANOBOTS injected into you. This tech will LIVE IN YOUR VEINS and keep you alive with it. This will keep you alive a lot longer than normal. You will live so long that your BRAIN WILL RUN OUT OF MEMORY. You will forget who and what you really are -it is in this state that you make a FATAL MISTAKE -you decide to upgrade the SOFTWARE that runs your nanobots. When you upgrade to MICROSOFT TURBO FIRMWARE XXIII. The nanobots GO CRAZY and attack your gustatory system.
BUNDY BEWARE MICROSOFT!!!!
