I flush the oracle once for luck. I sit down and concentrate... CONCENTRATE...
The murky waters are swirling I see your DESTINY....
I see you by the computer. Perhaps you are composing a song, perhaps you are choking the chicken... NEVERTHELESS, you are startled when you hear a voice in the other room. You move to cover yourself and find that your legs are entangled in your PANTYHOSE. You stumble and fall -hitting your head on an egg shaped container...
Fly
BEWARE PANTY HOSE!