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When I had just purchased a milling machine for my repair shop, I needed a 15/16" wrench to tighten/loosen the nuts that held the vise to the table. So I head down to my nearby Ace hardware and find exactly what I needed. I took it to the checkout counter which was being run by a cute blonde girl. She scanned the item, put it in a bag and said, "Well, that sure is a big wrench."
Without even thinking, I replied "Well, I have some big nuts." I didn't even realize what I had said until her face went from shock to cracking a slight smile. I just smacked my forehead, shook my head and chuckled to myself.
Every time I ran across her in that store afterwards, she would giggle a little.
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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