The radioactive monkey that I keep in my closet because it escaped from a top-secret military installation for reasons of horrid experimentation conducted by the nation's foremost politicians that are secretly evil scientists hell-bent on unleashing a legion of genetically-enhanced super-soldiers that are in reality gorillas capable of mass destruction on a scale the world cannot even begin to comprehend.
Only I... alone... can
comprehend... the
HORROR... the
HORROR of it all... because of this monkey in my closet... that keeps me up at night.
~Jetstream