Share Yourself
This is the TFP storytelling initiative. I know you've got at least one amusing story to tell. Please tell it!
The other day, I was on the subway and minding my business. I looked up and... I swore it was Natalie Portman. Now, if anyone knows me, they know that I think Natalie is way hot. Naturally, I stare. The dude who she was with pointed at me and she looked over. I nonchalantly looked away.
Now, I wasn't 100% sure anymore, but she looked so similar. She was bubbly, expressive, and she had the same lips, teeth and jaw as Natalie. I couldn't tell much else because she had a baseball cap on. I would, too if I were a celebrity of her popularity riding on the subway. I spent the entire ride glancing t her and then looking away, trying to figure it out.
When she got off the train at 168th, I convinced myself that it wasn't really her. Then again, what would I have done if it was her? Probably the same thing I had been doing.
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