Hi... I'm Alicia, and I pretend to have an obsession for bacon like people... but it's not true. I'm full of crap.
I'm 19 years old, annoying, and every once in a while, I may come up with something funny... but that's a rarity.
I live in California... but where all the beaners live, because someone needs to do the orange picking. I'm Mexican, but typically never speak my language. I may come off as loud and annoying online, but offline, I'm shy. I think.
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Originally Posted by Acephalous
I came here from my daddy's martian vagina. Well, okay, maybe not. But I sure did digg it.
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I came from a donut.