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pigmann · 05-30-2003, 10:46 AM

This a personal favorite of mine.

For some unexplained reason a Texan, an Eskimo, and a Bushman are all sitting around a campfire one night. They get to talking and the Bushman says “I was once walking through the jungle and a 12 foot cobra jumped at me from the bushes. But, I wrestled it down and cut it’s head off with a pocket knife.”

Not to be outdone the Eskimo says “I was once by myself in the middle of nowhere and the biggest polar bear I had ever seen attacked me. I didn’t even have a knife so I wrestled it down and strangled it with my bear hands”

The Texan didn’t say anything. He just stood there quietly stirring the campfire coals, with his penis.

05-30-2003, 10:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
pigmann Upright Location: Michigan	The Texan This a personal favorite of mine. For some unexplained reason a Texan, an Eskimo, and a Bushman are all sitting around a campfire one night. They get to talking and the Bushman says “I was once walking through the jungle and a 12 foot cobra jumped at me from the bushes. But, I wrestled it down and cut it’s head off with a pocket knife.” Not to be outdone the Eskimo says “I was once by myself in the middle of nowhere and the biggest polar bear I had ever seen attacked me. I didn’t even have a knife so I wrestled it down and strangled it with my bear hands” The Texan didn’t say anything. He just stood there quietly stirring the campfire coals, with his penis. __________________ I once loved a girl, a child I'm told, I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold.