If it's light fluffy snow bust out the leafblower and spiral out from where she was standing.
edit: and when all your keys are lost you get a slide hammer, screw it into the ignition, pull it out, and start it with a screwdriver. In case it gets stolen, buy the slide hammer with cash and leave it with the busted ignition under the seat/in the trunk for plausible deniability with insurance.
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