Well, if it were me, I would have some sort of "private" sale going on during the day...easy to refuse service, no explanations necessary. Then I'd throw a party for me and my knife- and gun-wielding friends. I'd watch Cohen Brothers movies and Richard Pryor standup routines. I'd make any normal sales at my "private" sale.
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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style
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