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Old 03-05-2007, 02:10 PM   #139 (permalink)
Anxst
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Be Together Soon by Pat McCurdy

Well, I don't much but I can see
That I love you and you love me
We didn't plan this out - it was luck
And we don't make love, we just...
Circle 'round the bed wearing wicked smiles
With our clothes in every corner of the room
I hope that we can be together soon

Well, our hearts beat fast, the music's slow
We've got the hi-fi high
And the lights down low
You say, "come here daddy and kiss me quick"
I touch your hand and you touch my...
Heart like no else has ever touched before
And soon you're wearing nothing but perfume
I hope that we can be together soon

Because when you're not here, I feel lost
I got my doors wide open and my fingers crossed
When you're not here, I can't wait
I take a long hot bath and I master...
French and Italian and a little bit of Greek
I write a little poem about the moon
I hope that we can be together soon

A Wanton Trick by Thomas D'Urfy, as played by Craig of Farrington

A pleasant young maid
On an instrument played
Who knew neither note nor pick:
But she had a good will
To live by her skill:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

A youth in that art
Well-known in this part
(They called him Darbyshire Dick)
Came to her a suitor
And would be her tutor:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

He wooed her and taught her
Until he had brought her
To handle a crotchet and prick;
So sweet was his note
That up went her coat:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

The string of his viol
She put to the trial
(She had the full length of the stick.)
Her white-bellied lute
She set to his flute:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

But his viol string burst!
Her tutor she cursed
The music within her grew thick.
From October to June
She was quite out of tune:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

And then she repented
That e'er she'd consented
To study her notes or to pick:
'Cause learning so well
Made her belly to swell:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!

All maids that make trial
Of a lute or a viol
Take heed how you handle the stick!
If you like not this order,
Come, try my recorder:
'Tis but A Wanton Trick!
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