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Is Dick Cheney Immortal?
Lately, word has been spreading that US Vice President Dick Cheney, who was recently the target of an allegedly unsuccessful Taliban assassination attempt in Afghanistan, was in fact hit by the bomb. Eyewitness accounts of surviving bomb victims have reported seeing Cheney hit point blank by the explosion (a suicide bomber-beverage server), which they said sent the 74 year old vice president flying across the room and into a cement wall, partially knocking it down. Witnesses go on to say that while several blast-charred bodies surrounded and even partially covered Cheney, he was seen calmy lifting the bodies off himself, standing up, brushing the dirt and bloody debris from his suit, and walking away in the direction of President Karzai's office.
Do you believe there is any possibility that Dick Cheney is immortal? Is there any chance that Dick Cheney might be dead already, and has arisen Undead?
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