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Prince · 03-02-2007, 03:18 PM

Odd question, granted. How do I get rid of the static electricity within me?

I'm serious. For over 48 hours now I've had this static electricity to me. If I touch anything metallic, I get a -zap-. If I touch the light switch to turn the lights on, small sparks fly. My wife doesn't have any such problems. It just seems to be me, and it's getting to be very annoying.

I don't know anything about this static body electricity stuff. What causes it? How do I discharge it?

I thought maybe masturbation would help, but no, it didn't help. Although it was worth it to try.

And yes, this is a serious question.

03-02-2007, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	How do I discharge myself? Odd question, granted. How do I get rid of the static electricity within me? I'm serious. For over 48 hours now I've had this static electricity to me. If I touch anything metallic, I get a -zap-. If I touch the light switch to turn the lights on, small sparks fly. My wife doesn't have any such problems. It just seems to be me, and it's getting to be very annoying. I don't know anything about this static body electricity stuff. What causes it? How do I discharge it? I thought maybe masturbation would help, but no, it didn't help. Although it was worth it to try. And yes, this is a serious question. __________________ Who is John Galt?