I always thought it was funny that Velveeta (and any other "American cheese" product) is cleary labelled as "Processed American cheese food". I mean, really, you have to label it as food? Is that to distinguish it from processed American cheese pesticide, or maybe processed American cheese motor oil? We may have strange food here, but at least it's REAL food! Some things you don't miss!
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