Ok, I've got another one. It's great.
I was working in front of the shampoo section at work...and a guy came up and asked if we sold shampoo. I desperately wanted to tell him...no, sorry...but I didn't.
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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"
Formerly Medusa
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