As told by my wife:
A few years ago, my wife and her very pregnant friend went to dinner with another male friend of theirs. The pregnant woman was sitting in her chair waiting for her food to arrive, when she felt some Braxton-Hicks contractions, and she said something like "Wow, those were some strong contractions". The male friend leans over to the pregnant friend and starts staring her in the eyes. After a few seconds of this, she asks "What are you doing?" He says very seriously, "I'm just checking to see if your dialated".
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I think I'll procrastinate......in a little while.
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