Eurovision song contest.
I dont understand, I just dont understand this thing.
Methinks youz in the states dont get so much coverage of the Eurovision so consider yourselves lucky.
Ive seen it on & off all my life (its one once a year I think) twentysomething countries compete with thier "best" musical artists.
Jesus Christ!! What is this shit, 26 terrible terrible sickeningly vomit enducing songs, NOTHING can compare to the sheer magnitude of shit this painfull 2 hours contains. It is quite literally an exercise in bad taste.
Think pop, the kind that football stars make when they run out of cash & use thier public profile to make money, then bring it back to the 80's stagnate it for a while, let it go stale & steep it in a gimmick or 2 a funny dance rutiene or a contortionist on the stage or a girl who tears off her dress & has a different color dress on underneath.
How can every entry be so tragically bad?? how is this shit possible??
Next year Im going to book myself in for nasal surgery instead of watching this verbal diorreah. It is sickening, truly dire muse-kack. & the plebs actually call a phone number to vote for the "best" What the fuck?? Has the world gone mad??
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