We have one cat that will follow me around and just meow, and meow, and meow. I keep threatening to turn her into a slipper, via the trusted method of shoving my foot up its arse.
It was cute 7 years ago. Not so much now. Back when she was a kitten, she would claw her way up ones leg, which sucked when one wasn't wearing pants. She also like to use my toolbox as a litter.
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Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.
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