I second the nomination for anything by Clavus - his story about being locked outside naked is my favorite for sure! 
Other than that, is there a stupidly funny category? Because it really doesn't get much better than the horizontal pussy thread in that case  ...
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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan
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