1. have fun with Microsoft word's auto correct function
2. replace basic system sound files (received mail) with porn sound tracks (bow chicka bow wow) change the actual file it's self (make a backup of the old one)
3. use a scheduled task on your system (or a second unwary coworker) to repeatedly make the change in number 2 every few hours. (admin rights needed)
4. make screen saver's time out 1 second, (registry setting)
5. make a copy of the bosses [wife|kids|girl friend] pictures, frame it and place it on their desk, make sure the boss sees it.
6. place tape on the mouse ball / optical sensor
7. mess with the host file to redirect major websites to alternative websites (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\host)
8. place paint on their phone receiver
9. saran wrap everything.
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