You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
Drink wet cement - get stoned.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over. 
http://onnachance.com/funny/drinking.php
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One day there will be so many houses, that people will be bored and will go live in tents. "Why are you living in tents ? Are there not enough houses ?" "Yes there are, but we play this Economy game"
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