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Originally Posted by NoSoup
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Vote for no soup?!?
Screw that!
What could be nicer, after shoveling snow on a cold winter's day, that a grilled cheese sandwich and a piping hot bowl of tomato soup? Without the soup...all you've got is toasty bread with some processed cheese crap in the middle. Why...it's as American as apple pie.
So...no soup is unamerican.
And, what little child doesn't like a bowl of Chicken and Stars soup? Without it, millions of children throughout the world would be sad and cry.
So...no soup makes little children cry.
And what's best when you're feeling under the weather. You've got it. Chicken Noodle soup. Without it, thousands of workers would be calling in sick, thereby stifling productivity.
So...no soup is bad for the economy.
Vote for no soup?
I don't
think so.
What?
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