wow, my house suddenly seems like a palace. That was a hilarious story.
I call my current place the "hobbit house" as the ceilings are all really low (kinda sucks for my 6' 1" boyfriend). When we moved in our upstairs neighbor told me not to put anything in a particular closet because the sewer backed up through the floor there once.
The spiders are horrible in the summer. I'm not bothered by them, but Erik is. Also, our yard is a literal mud pit, you gotta by careful not to get sucked in. Lets see here.....oh yeah! We have a total of like three small windows. Its a literal fire trap, things are definitely not up to code.
And the bathroom smells like soggy walls. Yes I know what soggy walls smell like.