The best Everclear Mixer:
1 bottle Everclear
1 dish drain
Pour bottle liberally down dish drain. Throw empty bottle into trash. Go buy tasty 90-100 proof burbon, drink, and love yourself in the morning.
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi