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The guy at the end of the aisle wearing a trenchcoat and using the old-popcorn-bucket-with-a-hole-in-it trick to secretly masturbate.
Having my wife's wallet stolen out of her purse by the idiots that insisted on sitting directly behind us in an empty theater.
People who bring small children to late-night shows (after 9 pm), let them wander the aisles, get lost and cause the manager to have to shut down the projector to reunite the child with the parents who didn't even know he was missing.
All 3 have happened to me in the last 5 years.
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