mjby2

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She
went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him
behind a tree and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped
your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the
money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the
big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The
Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket
and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find
the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree,
just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the
cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I
cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
another."