Lisa: "I think it's ironic how Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death."
Bart: "And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas--"
Marge: "Bart!!"
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Homer: "This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke...it just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!"
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