Vampire and Pirate Jokes
Hear about the hippie vampire?
He's ghoul man. Real ghoul.
So a pirate went to get his ears pierced.
It cost a buccaneer
Hear about that new pirate movie?
Its rated arrrrrrr.
So three vampires walk into a bar, first one orders an AB, second one orders an O negative, and the third one says he just wants a plasma.
Bartender goes, "Alright so 2 bloods and a blood lite."
And sadly that is all I have for now.
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