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Originally Posted by abaya
I take it you don't mean that in the kinky sense?  hehe.
I like the spatula idea, to be honest. I find it difficult to really get turned on by black leather, etc... but the idea of using household tools sounds like a lot of fun. We'll have to see... |
I ask this half in jest, but only halfway. If you've seen the movie "Bachelor Party", Tom Hanks spends an inordinate amount of time chasing his fiancee around with a hand-cranked eggbeater. I've always wondered what the hell that was for? Maybe it's just underlining my lack of sexual imagination, but all I can think of involves painful pinching and tearing of skin. Is that just the joke or did I miss something somewhere?
Also, I was once at a bachelor party where the bachelor used a dildo attached to a reciprocating saw on a stripper/hooker and later one attached to a cordless drill on her coworker. While there's questionable sexual pleasure involved in that particular occassion, I know there's an apparently thriving genre of machine porn out there.