I'm not sure what kinks are
not welcome here, beyond the illegal - but that said in some countries (or states for all I know) fucking your horse is legal. If the impression we get from the movies is true it's prety much REQUIRED in redneck burgs.
Personally, I've never wanted to do anything especially kinky, and I'm too allarmed by pain and illness to want to be beaten or to have someone shit on me - but if you want to be flogged by clowns whilst forced to wash your face in the collected semen of a dozen midgets, then good for you.
Don't forget to post the photos on wayside.
I love the diversity of opinion i see here, even though "out there" for me is probably "vanilla" for a lot of you.