Originally Posted by Crack

Reminds me of the joke about 2 guys out golfing, one looks over the crest of the next green, and jumps back behind the cart. his buddy asks what's up and he says: "My Wife and my mistress are both on the other side of the green!" The Friend can't help but to look over, and peaks his head around the to of the green. Looks back at his friend behind the cart in disbelief, and says "Yeah, mine too, so what?"