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Heh.
My worst movie experience...a couple of the local theatre's serve b33r (bless them!). Once when watching a movie (can't remember which one now), an enormous lady spilled quite a bit on my head as she walked past. At least she said sorry. I smelled like beer for the rest of the night. Guess it's a good thing I didn't get pulled over on my way home.
Second worst experience: Actually...no...this is the worst.
Sat down. Mostly empty theater. Watching the movie. Eating the popcorn. No problem....then...ouch. A little pinprick feeling.
Then another.
Then another.
wtf?
Couldn't figure it out.
Finally did.
Fleas!
Bastards. Whoever sat in the chair previously must've had quite a colony.
Left the movie early, stopped by k-mart on the way home for some flea-b-gone shampoo.
ew, ew, ew.
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