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A couple summer ago I was working for my father in law and I was drilling holes in cement with this drill that vibrated alot, and to operate it properly you had to operate it like a jack hammer and almost sit on it. So for long stretches of time I was placing my dick on a vibrating drill. Needless to say, I had to run to the port-a-poties a couple times to 'get the sin out'. That's as spontaneous a masturbation story that I've got.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys
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