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true story:
When I was in the Air Force (Bill O'Rights, please please please don't read this....) I was stationed at a base that had an alert aircraft facility on it. One of our jobs as security was to stand in the back of this building 24 hours a day and stare at it (in the off chance some crazy fanatic attempted to burrow his way through the blast exhaust).
Anyway, I was fortunate enough to be posted here one day when I found that the person who was posted there some time before me had left some reading material behind. (Hustler, for the sake of the story). Anyways, the sun went down and I found myself grabbing the magazine, heading up to the top of the facility where no one could see me, and proceeded to lay my seed on the roof of the Zulu Alert Facility, all thanks to a couple of skateboarding lesbians.
My M-16 never left my side.
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses
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